Me: Hey, the next time you put in a FreshDirect order, can you get a bag of King Arthur bread flour?
Missus: (not looking up) It’s on the way. Will be here tomorrow.
Me: (blinks) How did you know we were out?
Missus: I looked at the jar.
Me: How did you know I didn’t have some in the freezer?
Missus: (cocks an eyebrow at me)
Me: I mean, I have wheat flour in the freezer, and rye flour in the freezer...
Missus: I didn’t get through med school on good looks.
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