I always liked "My Sharona." Never really listened to or understood the mumbled lyrics, just a catchy dopey-pop tune with a good hook. Then one day someone on GT was like "Oh yeah, that's the song about statutory rape," and I was like WTF NOOOOO. :( » 8/28/14 11:15pm Yesterday 11:15pm

To my mind, if you go back a few years, the pink/approved/starred system was by far the best at managing this kind of noxious garbage. If the posts aren't seen at all, are completely invisible unless they're approved by trusted authors/commenters, the trolls give up and go away quickly. It was a good system,… » 8/27/14 9:23pm Wednesday 9:23pm

Hahaha, I'm not dead, just not modding. I'll still be providing the occasional middle-of-the-night Butt-Date™ and observations about cheesy snacks, no worries. Perhaps it's even time to reinvigorate the Gummi Research Institute. But you're very kind, thank you. Much <3 » 8/27/14 9:10pm Wednesday 9:10pm

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